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The Buttinskis
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, April 16, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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I think we all know this family.

 THE BUTTINSKIS

 

Nobody likes the Buttinskis.

They always cut in line.

They’ll squeeze right in front of you.

They do it all the time.

 

They’re rude and crude,

And soundly booed.

When the Buttinskis arrive,

You’re just screwed.

 

They search for openings,

Some space between skin.

Then they move into position,

And slip right in.

 

They’re uninvited,

But they don’t care.

They’ll take your spot,

And think it’s fair.

 

Lacking in manners,

They do as they please.

And that’s the reason why,

Nobody likes the Buttinskis.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© April 12, 2018


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 Reviews of "The Buttinskis"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on April 23, 2018
I see them on the road. Butting in front again, what a TOAD!
Enjoyed! LOL


Reviewed on April 23, 2018
So very true! Man! This is so true!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 17, 2018
I say, "Stick it to 'em!" Another winner.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 16, 2018
Are these folks your neighbors, Mike? If so I concur, they are a pain in the butt and the only way to deal with them is not to deal with them...-e-

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on April 16, 2018
So that's how you spell Buttinskis? I thought it was a Yiddish word.

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on April 16, 2018
Ah, your rhyme schemes are impeccable, and fun, Thanks for sharing Michael, have a wonderful evening.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on April 16, 2018
So very well said and so very true. No one like the Buttinskis !


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