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Musical Notes
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Sunday, May 6, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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I don't know who did this, but it's worth sharing. It's gotta be a classic.

 MUSICAL NOTES

 

Musical notes that get into treble are put behind bars.

The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef,

And hope they land on sharp objects.

 

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 Reviews of "Musical Notes"
Reviewed on May 10, 2018
Clever use of musical notes and terminology! 'Enjoyed!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on May 8, 2018
Speaking of sharp objects ...

F # = Gb ( flat ).

😎 Tom 😎

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 8, 2018
Tom Hyland would love this as he is a wordsmith, like yourself...-e-

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 8, 2018
A musical poetic wizard at work with words.

Ron

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on May 7, 2018
Cute.

Reviewed on May 7, 2018
This was imaginative.

Sandie

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on May 6, 2018
There you are again with your off-note perceptions that no one else could imagine. Another winner.


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