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Zippers
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, May 22, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just zip it.

 ZIPPERS

 

You tug them up,

Or yank them down.

If you do it real fast,

There’s a zippy sound.

 

They have teeth that don’t bite,

But can pinch tender skin.

If they’re left open,

Something might get out, or in.

 

They hold back monsters,

Of enormous size.

They might be wingless,

But they get called flies.

 

When they come together,

They need to mesh.

To block the wind,

From reaching flesh.

 

They work hard all day,

From jackets to pants.

So just zip it,

And take a chance.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© May 10, 2018

 

 


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 Reviews of "Zippers"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on May 25, 2018
This subject is way too FUNNY!
Some ladies dresses have them on their backs.
Men are asked to zip them up and down. That's FUN!
Some men have them in their jackets and pants.
Some tuck in Tiny Tim or hold back Big Johnson.
LOL

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on May 23, 2018
No offense, Michael, but I would rather
unzip it while taking my chances. Fun write as usual.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 23, 2018
If afraid of zippers is your problem, become Amish, as they only use buttons, as zippers are, for them a no-no...-e-

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 23, 2018
Certainly wouldn't want to let any of those monsters out! To stop saying more I better zip my upper lip.

Double cute with a cherry on top!

Ron

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on May 22, 2018
The perfect ode to a great invention. What would we do without them?

Reviewed on May 22, 2018
"monsters", eh? Please expound on this. 'Enjoyed so much!! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on May 22, 2018
I'll never take chances with zippers, not after watching that bathroom scene in the film "There's Something About Mary". Zippers can be lethal weapons. Enjoyed, Michael.


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