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Buck Naked
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, June 2, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just for fun.

 BUCK NAKED

 

Buck Naked streaks down the street,

Au naturel is the way he goes.

He says he’s wearing his birthday suit,

But Buck Naked doesn’t wear any clothes.

 

Buck Naked likes to be bare,

He doesn’t hide a thing.

He lets it all hang out,

For the sheer joy it brings.

 

Comfortable in his own skin,

He's got a nude attitude.

There's no need to acessorize,

He's just an in the buff dude. 

 

Buck Naked is naked,

Uncovered from head to toe.

And he’ll be the first to tell you,

Buck Naked is the way to go.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© June 2, 2018

 


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 Reviews of "Buck Naked"
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on June 7, 2018
Sounds like Buck was on a real streak. Fun read.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 4, 2018
There you go again, Mike, passing the "Naked Buck" :), please just don't do it anywhere near me, I shudder at the thought of you doing this, nightmare city...-e-

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on June 4, 2018
This buck sounds like a character. A free spirit who knows the true meaning of hanging out with his friends. lol. I so love your sense of humor, your quirky poems and you. Take care and have a wonderful day. May God bless you, for your purity of heart. Thank you .

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on June 3, 2018
Once I noticed the title hidden between my email messages, I knew I had to read it first. And of course, it didn't disappoint.

Reviewed on June 3, 2018
That would be wicked and wild when everyone goes stark naked. LOL!!!... Although some stupid feminists are parading naked here in Toronto, Canada already. I wonder what they are thinking most of the time, or maybe they don't think at all.

Great poem! This gives me a chuckle.

Sandie

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 3, 2018
You are the witty and comical master of AD, Michael.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 3, 2018
For 90% of society, for some strange reason, Buck Naked will have to pass go and go directly to jail for being some kind of abnormal animal. All other animals get a free "get out of jail" card and can run naked all they want.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on June 2, 2018
Buck naked we are born; but we are dressed to the hilt when we are buried. Go figure.

Reviewed on June 2, 2018
Great memories!!

Love ya!

Jane


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