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The Girdle
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, June 9, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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For that hour glass shape.

 THE GIRDLE

 

When the girdle was first invented,

It created quite a buzz.

When they asked the inventor if it works,

He said, “Of corset does!”

 

Michael D. Schafer

© November 1, 2015

 

 
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 Reviews of "The Girdle"
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on June 12, 2018
Love it! I remember watching my mother putting that awful thing on; a real nightmare it was.
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on June 9, 2018
Hahaha!!! You're so funny, Michael!! Love this!!!

Sandie :o)
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on June 9, 2018
I remember wearing those under prom and football dance dresses!! When I'd take it off I could take a deep breath! This is really funny, Michael!!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 9, 2018
Boo! Hiss! Boo again! I have to take back the Boo's and Hisses. You come up with some of the coolest thoughts. As they saw, "write on!"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 9, 2018
God damn you're cute! I'd like to see if you can come up with something like Howard Hughes engineering the bra and keeping the milk factories up and running. Am I being sexist? I hope not.

Ron
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on June 9, 2018
You really should publish a little book entitled "Puns No One Else Ever Thought of." You'd make a mint and it would taste good too!).
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