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I Lost It
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, June 15, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached.
I LOST IT I lost my wallet. I lost my phone. I’ll never get back, The money I’ve blown. I lost my car. I lost my keys I lost my glasses, Now I can’t see. I lost my dog. I lost my cat. I lost my cane. I lost my hat. I lost my shirt. I lost my shoes. What can I say, I lose what I use. I’ve lost so much, I’ve lost all track. Even my boomerang…. Didn’t come back. Michael D. Schafer © June 10, 2018

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Reviews of "I Lost It"

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on July 19, 2018

Bam! There it is!! I really enjoyed this, Michael!! Thanks for the chuckle!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Alex Nodopaka

Reviewed on June 17, 2018

Must be an old boomerang... like an old dog? lol

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on June 17, 2018

You're a hoot. And the moment you give up on that boomerang, whack it's back.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on June 17, 2018

Cleverly concocted and quite delightful, Michael. Also, I can relate. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 17, 2018

You may be losing it. Losing your "shirt" can be a real setback. But that boomerang was good luck, because it didn't come back and clip you in the head!

Every time you outdo yourself, especially like that last stanza, wrapping it up so well!

Ron

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on June 16, 2018

Wow!!! Losing so many things! No wonder you are losing it! LOL!!!!

Sandie :)

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on June 15, 2018

Nice touch with the boomerang. I cannot find my cell phone at least 3x a week. Eventually, I always find it. I found where I put it the last time I put it there. OK LOL

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on June 15, 2018

The boomerang the ultimate loss. Yes, how we lose things that are irreplaceable, phone, phone numbers etc. What a curse.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on June 15, 2018

Last two lines put an exclamation point to this one.

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