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The Bachelor
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, June 19, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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For all the bachelors out there, and those who wish they were.
THE BACHELOR He was always a bachelor, And happy as could be. He liked to live his life, Foot-loose and fiancé free. Michael D. Schafer © May 28, 2015

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on June 19, 2018

He was always a bachelor so happy and free
At trapper he must be for he done caught me

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on June 19, 2018

LOL!!! You came to the world with nothing, so you will leave with nothing except the clothes on your back. No worries about loved ones. Fair enough.

Sandie

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 19, 2018

Perfect description of moi...;) -e-

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on June 19, 2018

You describe the carefree bachelor to a tee. Wouldn't have it any other way.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 19, 2018

Sure does keep one out of debt!

Ron

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