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We're On Hive Alert
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, July 6, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Who knew this could happen?

 WE’RE ON HIVE ALERT

 

Their hive is in the cemetery,

Unmarked and unknown.

And when they buzz about,

You’ll hear their wails and moans.

 

Their bodies are decaying.

Their wings are tattered and torn.

They fly with a lurch,

Looking lost and forlorn.

 

They’re reanimated life,

One of the living dead.

They no longer dine on nectar,

But search for brains instead.

 

They buzz and bumble around,

Flying in and out of a swarm.

If they should find a victim,

They’ll attack and inflict great harm.

 

They’re a dangerous deadly menace.

Take care you don’t become prey.

If you should see them coming,

Just turn and run the other away.

 

Their hive is in the cemetery,

Hidden by a grove of trees.

No one’s safe from their lethal stings,

Beware of the killer Zom-bees.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© June 10, 2018


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 Reviews of "We're On Hive Alert"
Reviewed on August 2, 2018
LOL!!! This would be a great read during Halloween!! Spooky!! 'Loved it and your imagination!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on July 13, 2018
CUTE LITTLE DITTY...ENTERTAINING AND ENJOYED. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on July 12, 2018
I think I am gonna stay out of your cemetery. It sounds ghastly.
I love ghosts but only when I do readings. lol, and Zombies are definitely not invited to my party. You, "drop in anytime " .
I love your sense of humor. Have a great day.

Reviewed on July 9, 2018
A very new take on the buzzing. This spring it was more the disgusting munching of the gypsy moths and the lovely poop. Hmmm poem idea!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 9, 2018
Sounds like a good show for the Walking Dead to do; who knows maybe you can be a TV writer as well as a humorist...:) _e-

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on July 8, 2018
You got me all the way from the hive to the grave! Still, I can't figure out what's the buzz about? ZZZZwizzzz

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on July 6, 2018
Clever, witty, cute, dastardly.....no one will escape the evil BUZZ-rds who haunt Michael's final un-resting place.

Thanks for the unexpected! Peace to you.

Connie

Reviewed on July 6, 2018
Bees feasting on the dead? Wow!!! Those are the Zombie Bees!!! LOL!!!

Sandie :)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 6, 2018
Can't wait to see the comic book, followed by a novel, followed by the TV series, followed by the blockbuster movie and its many sequels.

Last but not least!… Antman and Spiderman… Showdown with the Zom-bees. Coming to Virtual World soon. Get your tickets, Honey!

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 6, 2018
Oh . . . Boo . . . Hiss . . .

Just kidding, Michael, I loved this wonderful play on words a bunch, and I'm not kidding there.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on July 6, 2018
I love this with every fiber of my gruesome being! You've taken the pun to a whole new level of zombie fun. Love it!


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