THE PROBLEM STORE

If you’re looking for a problem,

Or a conundrum or two,

Just visit The Problem Store,

We’ve got problems for you.

You’re guaranteed troubles ahead.

Our situations are grim.

We’ve got plenty of predicaments,

With shelves filled to the brim.

We carry all kinds of complications,

For when your needs arise.

There’s a crisis in every corner,

Our headaches come in every size.

We have dilemmas by the dozen.

Our sticky wickets are the best.

We’ll put you in a quandary,

That’s sure to leave you stressed.

So if you find yourself contented,

Don’t let it go for naught.

Stop and shop at our store today,

Problems are what we’ve got.

Michael D. Schafer

© August 10, 2018