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In An Octopuse's Garden
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, September 15, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Thank you Ringo

 IN AN OCTOPUSE’S GARDEN

 

Two octopuses met one day,

And they looked exactly alike.

Now if that wasn’t strange enough,

They both rode the same kind of bike.

 

They each wore a suit and tie,

That matched their deep blue eyes.

They both liked to play Crazy Eights,

And wore the same shoe size.

 

They shared the same sense of humor,

With lookalike grins,

And even though they had only just met,

They knew they were i-tentacle twins.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© September 4, 2018

 


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 Reviews of "In An Octopuse's Garden"
Reviewed on November 24, 2018
Hey, Word Master!! You outdid yourself with this one, Michael! I always enjoy your work anyhow, but this one stands out!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on September 16, 2018
I love your play on words. Maybe he was looking in the mirror. I wonder if octopuses are known for their intelligence.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 16, 2018
I think that octopussies are cute, and two of them twice so...-e-

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 15, 2018
Yuk-Yuk . . . What an imagination!

Reviewed on September 15, 2018
With eight arms and legs the octopus must be multi-tasking and very talented. LOL!!! Oh, it's got a twin too? So, there are sixteen arms and legs to do stuff! WOW!!!!! Can anyone beat them?

Sandie

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on September 15, 2018
HAHAHAHA!!! Funny, as always! Thanks!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 15, 2018
That one sure tickled my Internet. Got an eight sided grasp on it.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on September 15, 2018
Where have you been, Michael, welcome back with these two hilarious octopi !


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