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The Bachelor Lawyer
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Sunday, October 28, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Presenting his case.
THE BACHELOR LAWYER The lawyer was a confirmed bachelor, And lived a bachelor’s life. He could clearly show evidence, His life was free from strife. His office was his home, And sometimes briefs were all he had. It might have been a breach of etiquette, But he could wear what he wanted, It was his legal pad. Michael D. Schafer © October 22, 2018

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Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on October 31, 2018

Loved it!!!

John John

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on October 30, 2018

He kept a pad just for her but then again her visits were so brief
that he just as well confirm his singlehood with a brief kiss on her cheek and send her a subpoena that said, "brief encounters are not for me" then he closed his pad and went to sleep.
I love your witty poems Michael. They stretch my mind, and early in the morning that is just what it needs. Have a great day, Hugs.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 29, 2018

I often wondered what that stupid legal pad was for. Thank you for enlightening me!

I'm glad you didn't show me his briefs!

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on October 29, 2018

Cool write, Michael. You never run out of words.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 28, 2018

Another smile you have given me, thank you...-e-

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on October 28, 2018

I can just SEE this!! How clever of you, Michael!!! 'Enjoyed immensely!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on October 28, 2018

Cleverly concocted, Michael. Be well as you will,

Regis

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on October 28, 2018

The puns are bumping into each other in this one !

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