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Mr. Right and Mr. Wrong
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, December 5, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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The story of 2 neighbors who can't get along.

 MR. RIGHT & MR. WRONG

 

Mr. Right and Mr. Wrong,

Lived side by side.

They could never get along,

Their differences were wide.

 

They never agreed on anything,

And Mr. Right didn’t know what to do.

If he showed Wrong the right way,

Wrong would say his way was right too.

 

“If he’s right, I’d rather be wrong.”

Said Mr. Right.

To do things the Wrong way,

Just isn’t very bright.

 

“Right isn’t right.”

Said Mr. Wrong.

The Wrong way is the right way,

And we Wrongs’ are headstrong.

 

So it goes with Right And Wrong.

All they do is argue and fight.

Both trying to prove,

Who’s wrong and right.

 

But right is right,

And wrong is wrong.

And that is why Wrong and Right,

Will never get along.

 

Michael D. Schafer

                  ©  April 18, 2013

 

 


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 Reviews of "Mr. Right and Mr. Wrong"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on December 20, 2018
AMEN. IT'S EITHER THE STRAIGHT ROAD(LESS TRAVELED)...OR...THE CROOKED ROAD(JAMMED PACKED). IT'S OUR CHOICE BECAUSE WE CAN'T DO BOTH...OIL AND WATER DON'T MIX. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on December 20, 2018
Maybe they could clear the air if that China-man moved into their neighborhood--Som Ting Wong. Right?

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 15, 2018
I find something wrong about this but am not sure if I am right or not...-e- :)

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on December 11, 2018
To be contrary is just contrary.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on December 9, 2018
The Koreans call it Ying and Yang. Two opposite forces. Yet they learn to live together in harmony. I tell my neighbors that I love them. I really do. But that does not mean I like their political points of view. We all get along somehow. We have great FUN at parties. As long as they are not political ones. LOL. Nice write Mike!

Reviewed on December 7, 2018
This is a very good one! You had me laughing, Michael! I want my grandkids to read it!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on December 7, 2018
Right or wrong they belong together, like the words of a song, Enjoyed your witty poem Michael. have a great day

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 7, 2018
So apropos for our time. Somehow the wrongs got it right when they elected our esteemed president. Trump is wrong in so many ways, but he has a solid following of wrongs making right hard to do. What a crazy upside down world we are living in. And you have a way of expressing it like no other.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on December 5, 2018
So true, as yes, so very very true. This is great stuff, Michael, simple, yet profound somehow.

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on December 5, 2018
very nice, right and wrong. A typical Schafer poem! Great punmanship.


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