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The Paper Comic
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, January 11, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A Punny Poem.

 THE PAPER COMIC

 

He billed himself as the Paper Comedian,

But watching his act was unbearable.

Always 3 sheets to the wind,

His jokes on paper were just “tearable.”

 

Michael D. Schafer

© January 10, 2019


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 Reviews of "The Paper Comic"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 21, 2019
Nicely done, Michael! :)

Love and peace to you,

Regis.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 12, 2019
Heh.Heh You got that right, Michael, and the "tearable" is so bad that the "sheet" was grateful for its prominence.


Reviewed on January 11, 2019
You made me think of those cut up dolls. We did that when we were kids when we get of of a pair of scissors and then got the papers and we would start cutting. It is called paper art. Oh, I think you've got subtle meaning to this poem. I'm not sure of what it is, my mind is too simple to read into this. But it is fun to read. :)

Sandie

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 11, 2019
You ripped me up with this one! And then, blow me away…

Ron

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on January 11, 2019
haha yes kinda funny. As a Dutch native I'm not used to all the American sayings, but I like it.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on January 11, 2019
The master of the pun as always. We really do have some weird expressions, such as the one here you mention "3 sheets to the wind." very expressive. I wonder how they originate. That in itself would be a story worth telling.

Reviewed by Sherry Asbury
Reviewed on January 11, 2019
Is boo, hissing allowed? Funny bit out of your busy mind!!


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