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Buy A Nose
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, February 19, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Where everyone's a winner.

 BUY A NOSE

 

Is your nose,

Out of place on your face?

Is it a schnozzola,

That takes up to much space?

 

Does it look like a ski slope,

Or end with a hook?

Are your nostrils flared,

Like you were hit with a book?

 

Is your nose out of joint,

Crooked and bent?

If your sniffer don’t sniff,

There’s no need for discontent.

 

If for any reason,

You want a new nose,

Then grab that old honker,

And go where everyone goes.

 

You can buy direct and save.

Visit their gallery.

Pick out a new nose today,

At the Ol Factory.

 

Located at the corner of Tip St. and Beak.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© February 18, 2019

 


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 Reviews of "Buy A Nose"
Reviewed by Clive Davies
Reviewed on March 22, 2019
Love your wacky verse Michael!
Reads like advertising copy...
Noses remodelled while you wait...
I went to the OL Factory, but they'd moved - nobody nose where...

Reviewed on February 21, 2019
Well, as the Chinese say: A nose tells a person. A witch's nose is one that's hooked at the bottom.

But it's not fair now everyone can go under the knife to beautify their nose to hide their true personality.

A delightful poem, Michael!

Sandie

Reviewed on February 20, 2019
You've done it again, Michael! You are definitely the wordsmith genius! I had to smile my whole way through this one!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on February 20, 2019
I tip my nose to you.

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on February 20, 2019
lol, Ok, I never did like my nose, I might just give the beak place a try.

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on February 20, 2019
You are the most reliable source for a belly laugh
or just a chuckle. Both are rewarding.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on February 20, 2019
naw I am good with the one I nose
budd

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on February 19, 2019
ha ha funny! Thanks man!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 19, 2019
Too funny and witty with a dose of silliness as well, Michael. Fun stuff. By the way, I enjoyed your limerick about me; I am honored.

There once was poet named Auffray,
Whose limericks were fun to say.
He writes them a lot.
They do hit the spot.
With words, Regis sure has a way.

Love and peace to you, Micheal.

Regis

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 19, 2019
To some this might be a stinky one, but to me it was a laugh that made snort and sniffle...thanks, -e-

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 19, 2019
Ain't that the truth! My first caregiver, a plastic surgeon from Ecuador, told me that her husband, the chief surgeon in their business, would tell clients, "Do you want a nose like that?" All the while pointing to her nose, probably why he was attracted to her in the first place. She still feels it was one of her accomplishments… Being the model for many noses cut into place by her husband. She was also very proud of the tummy tuck he gave her. Now that's love if I ever spied it! Shaping your woman into what you want her to be.

Ron


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