BUY A NOSE
Is your nose,
Out of place on your face?
Is it a schnozzola,
That takes up to much space?
Does it look like a ski slope,
Or end with a hook?
Are your nostrils flared,
Like you were hit with a book?
Is your nose out of joint,
Crooked and bent?
If your sniffer don’t sniff,
There’s no need for discontent.
If for any reason,
You want a new nose,
Then grab that old honker,
And go where everyone goes.
You can buy direct and save.
Visit their gallery.
Pick out a new nose today,
At the Ol Factory.
Located at the corner of Tip St. and Beak.
Michael D. Schafer
© February 18, 2019
Reads like advertising copy...
Noses remodelled while you wait...
I went to the OL Factory, but they'd moved - nobody nose where...
But it's not fair now everyone can go under the knife to beautify their nose to hide their true personality.
A delightful poem, Michael!
Sandie
Love ya!
Jane
or just a chuckle. Both are rewarding.
budd
There once was poet named Auffray,
Whose limericks were fun to say.
He writes them a lot.
They do hit the spot.
With words, Regis sure has a way.
Love and peace to you, Micheal.
Regis
Ron