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A Financial Fiasco
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, May 16, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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They should've known better.

 A FINANCIAL FIASCO

 

The bank trusted me to manage my money,

But my finances are a disgrace.

According to my latest statement,

There’s red ink all over the place.

 

They trusted me to manage my money,

And I hate to have said it.

But it was plain to see,

They gave me to much credit.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© May 9, 2019

 
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 Reviews of "A Financial Fiasco"
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on May 28, 2019
I like the play on words.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 18, 2019
I have to give you credit for telling it like it is for about a half of America. We can all be like the Donald and have our good daddy bail us out.

Ron
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on May 17, 2019
LOL! Same here, Michael. They are just so easy to use. Another good chuckle!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on May 17, 2019
So funny, Michael!!! :)

Sandie
Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on May 16, 2019
hahahaha!!!! very funny! humor is an asset and a gift.
Reviewed by Mary Cochrane
Reviewed on May 16, 2019
Sometimes we are all like that . Somehow the expenses exceed the final income. Lovely write Michael.
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on May 16, 2019
Too much credit, hmmn, that accounts for all the red ink. A colorful write.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 16, 2019
Well its the day after my last day at the den, but I still have my member ability to comment so here goes; I don't even try for credit anymore, I was never able to keep it str8. So now I have NO credit & no desire for any...I pay for everything I need with cash, if I don't have the cash, well you know I don't get something I need, LOL, as always Mike, I enjoyed your point of view...-e-
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