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Davey Big Cock
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Sunday, July 21, 2019 Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Eat your heart out Weird Al.
DAVEY BIG COCK (WRITTEN TO THE TUNE OF THE DAVEY CROCKETT SONG) (MY APOLOGIES TO FESS PARKER) Born in a brothel in Sin City. It was in his jeans, he was born horny. F***ed him a whore when he was only four. Left her on the floor just a beggin’ him for more. Davey, Davey Big Cock, stud of the sex frontier. Michael D. Schafer © July 19, 2019

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Reviews of "Davey Big Cock"

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on August 3, 2019

Gotta love it, Michael, and I surely do.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on July 22, 2019

Catchy wordology, Michael! You take the cake!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 22, 2019

This one has absolutely no redeeming value. Sounds like something that our president would like to tweet, or at least whisper into a willing ear. The whole thing falls apart when you wrote the myth about a whore, "begging for more." Where would a four-year-old get more money? From his mommy?

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on July 21, 2019

Seems like he was well suited to the job. Nothing like a cowboy.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on July 21, 2019

You ARE definitely a nut case, Mike...LOL -e-

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