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Litter Patrol
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, July 25, 2019 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Please don't litter.
LITTER PATROL Working on litter patrol, Means collecting and removing trash. It’s not a glamorous job, And doesn’t make a splash. Working on litter patrol, There’s not much you need to know. Experience isn’t required, You pick it up as you go. Michael D. Schafer © July 12, 2019

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Reviews of "Litter Patrol"

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on August 8, 2019

Cute.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on July 28, 2019

Wordsmithing done very well!! I always look forward to your poems, hon! You've brought many smiles to me. Thank you!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 27, 2019

Does sound a bit better than the butt patrol when ordered to police the yard.

And that experience is guaranteed not to rub off.

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on July 26, 2019

Excellent write, my poetical friend.

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on July 26, 2019

Nicely said Michael. We are both on the same page!
(Is there room enough for egos-R-us?)

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on July 25, 2019

Well done, Michael. This message should go into the hearts of all those litterbugs who do so much damage to the environment. You make a good point and pack a punch.

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