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Litter Patrol
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, July 25, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Please don't litter.

 LITTER PATROL

 

Working on  litter patrol,

Means collecting and removing trash.

It’s not a glamorous job,

And doesn’t make a splash.

 

Working on litter patrol,

There’s not much you need to know.

Experience isn’t required,

You pick it up as you go.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© July 12, 2019

 

 


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 Reviews of "Litter Patrol"
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on August 8, 2019
Cute.

Reviewed on July 28, 2019
Wordsmithing done very well!! I always look forward to your poems, hon! You've brought many smiles to me. Thank you!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 27, 2019
Does sound a bit better than the butt patrol when ordered to police the yard.

And that experience is guaranteed not to rub off.

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 26, 2019
Excellent write, my poetical friend.

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on July 26, 2019
Nicely said Michael. We are both on the same page!
(Is there room enough for egos-R-us?)

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on July 25, 2019
Well done, Michael. This message should go into the hearts of all those litterbugs who do so much damage to the environment. You make a good point and pack a punch.


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