STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES
THE STORY OF STUPID STU
He’s an idiotic imbecile,
The dumbest man around.
He fell out of a stupid tree,
And hit every branch on the way down.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer,
Or the sharpest tool in the shed.
With a room temperature IQ,
He’s just about brain dead.
He’s a bone headed, thick skulled, block head.
A dim witted nincompoop.
His elevator’s stuck between floors,
And he’s an ignoramus to boot.
Not firing on all cylinders,
He’s a few cards short of a deck.
If brains were taxed,
He’d get a rebate check.
He’s bright as a burned out light bulb.
Sharp as a bowling ball.
If he had brains he’d be dangerous.
He’s a few bricks shy of a wall.
If being stupid was a talent,
He’d be considered talented.
But he’s so dense,
Light bends around his head.
He’s dumb as a box of rocks.
There’s a leak in his think tank.
He’s two eggs shy of a dozen.
His mind is vacuous and blank.
If brains were dynamite,
He wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose.
Even when he’s sleeping,
He’s a moron in repose.
He runs about a quart low,
His brains have bid adieu.
Stupid is as stupid does,
And that’s the story of Stupid Stu.
Michael D. Schafer
© August 2, 2019
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Regis.
A joke from my childhood: If a big moron and a little moron are on a narrow ledge, who would fall off first? (I wish I could hide the answer a click away). The big moron. The little moron is a little more on.
Ron
Yes, he could be me or at times he can be Sue.
When I am daydreaming watch out.
My NOTHING box is at hard work
It don't matter how loud ya shout!
This is a FUNNY poem but it can be a bit intimidating.
SO WHAT! That's LIFE!
I really liked it!
John Michael