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The Masochist
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, August 17, 2019 Rated "G" by the Author.

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THE MASOCHIST The masochist looked in the mirror, And stared with his mouth agape. Shocked by the condition of his body, He made a vow to whip himself into shape. Michael D. Schafer © August 13, 2019

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on September 19, 2019

He'll have a great time all around!! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on August 24, 2019

Humorous and witty as well, Michael. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace to you,

Regis.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on August 19, 2019

A profile of a serial killer in a few sentences. Amazing.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 18, 2019

I love it when you just come up with winners like this out of the blue�

Ron

Reviewed by audrine max

Reviewed on August 18, 2019

ahahaha totally relatable.

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on August 17, 2019

Sounds like an excellent plan, just not too much whipping for the poor old, out-of-shape fellow.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on August 17, 2019

A funnier dude I've never before met, I want to be whipped too, whip me baby, make me scream & cry out loud...-e-

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