THE GET SOME INSTITUTE  

Are you horny,

But not getting any sex?

Has every time you’ve tried,

 Been a series of wrecks?

At the Get Some Institute,

You can cast aside all doubts.

We’ll show you how to get laid,

With all of the ins and outs.

You’ll learn how to play the field,

For a roll in the hay.

We’ll start out in virgin territory,

And head into foreplay.

You’ll soon be doing it,

With our erotic guide.

When you get the hots,

It’s time to slip and slide.

At the Get Some Institute,

We don’t care where you’re from.

You’re guaranteed to get lucky,

And we want you to come.

So visit us today,

Bedroom eyes are all you’ll see.

And remember, at the Get Some institute

Your first lesson is always free.

Michael D. Schafer

© September 7, 2019