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Keep It Up
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, October 3, 2019 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A punny poem
KEEP IT UP Trying to keep it up in old age, Can lead to undue stress and strife. Yesterday I overdosed on Viagra…. It was the hardest day of my life. Michael D. Schafer © September 30, 2019

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on November 11, 2019

Another witty and "punny" one, Michael. Love and peace to you,

Regis. 🍁😊

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on October 15, 2019

A funny poem with some truth tied into it.

I tried Viagra when I reached 55. I discovered it has too many side effects that can effect the heart and so I tried Ultra Perform which is a natural nutritional supplement. Amazon wins again!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 6, 2019

Short but indiscreet. And much better than hardening of the arteries or worse, rigor mortis.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 5, 2019

Tried both viagra & cialis, but neither worked, so don't let the doctors work on your prostate, lest no more HARD days will you ever have...:) -e-

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on October 5, 2019

Don't let Viagra steal this verse. It's worth a million bucks. And other rhyming words.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on October 4, 2019

Viagra indeed enhances the bodies natural functioning.

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on October 3, 2019

Don't try too hard, just let it happen.

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