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En Garde
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, November 22, 2019 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A punny poem
EN GARDE The fencer lost another match, And wondered if he’d ever win. After this latest loss he could only say, “Curses…. Foiled Again.” Michael D. Schafer © November 19, 2019

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on November 24, 2019

If faced with a real sword match,
those fencers would never win,
with swords made out of tinfoil,
their parries and thrusts wouldn't sink in.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on November 24, 2019

You keep us laughing, even when we want to cry. Keep it up, Michael.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on November 23, 2019

Yes his foil did do him in again...maybe he should give up sword fighting and move on to fence building...:) -e-

Reviewed by Kalikiano Kalei

Reviewed on November 22, 2019

Groan! A 'pointed' riposte if ever one was penned, Mike! Worthy of inclusion in that veritable classic of perplexing poetic polemics, 'A Child's Garde'en of Hearses', by noted gay blade, Parry Epee! :))

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn

Reviewed on November 22, 2019

hahaha funny lol!!

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