A poetic rendition proving Blondes are not that dumb.

Smart Blondie

Well now, a pretty Blonde, in the adjoining seat,
This plane rides gonna be a welcome treat,

Miss we can make this an awesome, flight,
Blonde says I’m sleeping, turn out the light,

Man says we could play a game, it’s called five dollar quiz,
Blonde says no, I don’t even know what kind of game that is,

I ask a question you can’t answer, you give me a,fin,
Then you ask , I can’t answer and it’s your time to win,

At Blondie’s no, he made an offer, one that wasn’t real,
Said ok you pay five and I’ll go fifty , now , is that a deal,

At Blonde’s ok he asked , Is Tarzen’s ol’monkey still alive,
She couldn’t answer and gave him five,

She asked what goes uphill on three legs and then ,comes down on four,
He was stuck and couldn’t answer , his fifty went out the door,

He asked, what kind animal is it , I don’t know of any alive,
Blonde said I don’t know either and handed him a five !!
Do the Math!!