The woman who settled for you
has shouldered an immense responsibiltiy.
The training and obedience of her mate is
a lifelong hardship she accepts full knowing
the chance for failure.
She understands you'll get better at making love,
knows your proclivity to a clicker, that farts are
an expression of your manhood, not calling when late shows your independence, saying I love you on the phone makes you look like a wuss, you'll never stop and ask for directions and she may even overlook an occasional boys night out to the booby bar.
But dammit man, if she has trained you to raise
the toilet seat, remember, a real man puts it back down.