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Who Are The Savages?
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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More from the evolution debate lampoon.


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My Darwin Monkey Man friend and I
were going ‘round and ‘round
again the other day.

I was telling him about the Discovery Channel Program
I was watching. It was a documentary on
The Hunter and Hunted.
I told him man couldn’t have possibly evolved
from something as savage as wild animals.

He looked at me like I was pityingly stupid
and asked me if I ever read the paper.

I told him he had me there,
and started to groom him.


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Reviewed on October 18, 2006
I definitely agree with Joyce this is very creative.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on October 18, 2006
Cute!...Very creative...I needed this write...it is now 3:35 here and I have just put 20 six year olds on the bus, and I finally have a chance to sit down...I'm exhausted mentally and physically...this brought a smile to my face..your great!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 18, 2006
That was very funny. Victor

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 18, 2006
Lol....you are a looney!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on October 18, 2006
LOL--your mind!!!!!!! Twisted, but entertaining, to be sure. Well done, Rusty.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 18, 2006
HAHAHAHA

Did you eat the harvest of your groom?
Ever watch those monkeys doll each other up....the pick for bugs and munch of them........THIS I know for a fact. I used to have a pet monkey as a kid. I had long hair, and he would climb on my shoulder, chatter away to me, and pick thru my hair. Thankfully he never found anything. But my mother explained why he did this lol.....she said it was Monkey love! lol I guess all his chattering to me meant, he didn't find anything yet but would keep trying! LOL

Your post here today was wry. Gave me a big smile........and an outloud HAHAHA. It triggered a memory I had forgotten about. So when my daughter comes in from school day, I will share this with her...she is 11. I am sure she will be grossed out!!
Too bad kid!
pax A

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 18, 2006
Another peep into the mental mechanisms which power a Rusty-friend ... and I came away laughing myself silly, yet again! This is a wonderful write, sweet poet man.
Love,
CJ


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