Political Memory Lane 3 (poem) by Rusty Daily on AuthorsDen

Political Memory Lane 3
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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The last of the saga
Listen for a moment if you will About the Pervert-in-Chief, President Bill You know his story is quite complex Definitions of 'is' and 'oral sex' I misled, didn't lie to the jury Can't imagine why all the fury But Monica created this horrible mess Who would have thought she'd save that dress To his rescue came the spin machine It isn't as though our boss is clean We won't dispute the tawdry facts About the Big Guy's adulterous acts But we say without equivocation It is our job to save the nation From those who say committing adultery With a Vixen so sweet and sultry Are charges that are not only bogus You can't use sex to get rid of the POTUS The Democrats say Republicans are snide On the committee chaired by Mr. Hyde Getting his way in the Oval Room Is no reason that you should doom Our honorable Prevaricator-in-Chief He was only getting a little relief For he doesn't remember when HRC Was as kind as Monica could be So treat him with kindness, don't be mean Gennifer, Paula, Monica and Kathleen Would never want, I suspect For Bill to be treated with disrespect They would, I'm sure they will Say they never had sex with That Man, Bill This ode will continue at a later date After the house votes on Monicagate And send to the Senate in open court Where Bill is likely to retort I misled, not lied, deceived, didn't perjure About my private presidential merger

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on November 13, 2006

Another wonderful political 'poonie -- you have an aptitude for this type of writing, for sure, Rusty-friend. Well done!
Loveya,
CJ

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on November 2, 2006

Yeah... you can really express the facts, and you do it so honestly...but there's one thing you missed my dear Rusty...
Sen. John McCain (affair, divorce), former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (affair, divorce, affair, divorce), and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani (divorce, affair, nasty divorce). Together, they form the most maritally challenged crop of presidential hopefuls in American political history. Sad but true...
Love and Peace be with all of us!
Kimmy

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Very well done!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Rock on,enjoyed

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

I remember a joke that says a poll was held with all women in Us. Question: Would you allow Bill Clinton to kiss you? All women replied: "Not again!!!" Victor

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on November 1, 2006

No one though DIED,
When Bill LIED...;) Ed

Reviewed by A PAX

LOL
sounds like a rap song!
this is cool, can be set to a cartoon.......very witty, and intelligent.....you have to be clever to use humor.......
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