time for mama and kitty to just get away
they are on vacation they are leaving today
mama has some good friends that live in sandusky
that s in ohio located on lake erie
there s a big amusement park there it s cedar point
if you love to ride rides this place won t disappoint
mama is excited and the kitty is too
it s time away from storms doggies nephews whoo hoooooo
kitty does not fly well mom gives kitty a pill
kitty falls asleep as sedated kitties will
they arrive in cleveland right at twelve o clock noon
mama calls her friends we re here gonna get a room
kitty s tired sedative wiped her out you know
kitty hates flyin kitty kinda goes skitzo
boy howdy sure will be great to see y all again
see y all tomorrow will try to git thar by ten
whut am i drivin why my little beetle bug
yes i still have it yes it runs i ain t on drugs
mama hangs up the phone and puts kitty to bed
showers orders room service pats kitty on head
wake up kitty wake up we re here in ohio
kitty s woozy kitty s head wobbles to and fro
kitty wolfs down the food then goes right back to sleep
five minutes later mama hears a tiny peep
there s kitty kitty s eyes are rollin all around
when kitty meows kitty makes a pitiful sound
meoowwwww kitty says mama laughs kitty you re drunk
meoowwwww kitty says that s when kitty blows chunks ewwwwwww
mama gets medicine for the kitty s tummy
kitty hates bein hungover they re not funny
next morning they get up kitty feels purty good
least poor kitty s head don t feel like a block of wood
kitty i m sorry i had to give you that drug
the last time we flew you nearly shredded the bug
but we ve gotta git on the road and meet my friends
goin to the biggest musement park it s the end
they arrive at her friends house it s just after nine
mama s friends come runnin out ohhhh you re just in time
welcome to ohio karla we re glad you re here
oooohhhhh is this your kitty why your kitty s a dear
nice kitty cat nice kitty cat hear kitty purr
kitty s not mean why do you say that about her
y all don t have to live with kitty every day
one minute she s ticked the next minute she s okay
skitzakitty would be a great name fer this cat
never know when she s gonna become devil cat
bye bye kitty we re gonna go now please don t cry
they won t let you in i don t know the reasons why
c mon kitty why don t y all hide in mama s purse
if they catch you you ll get jailed perhaps even worse
naaaaah kitty and i ve got outta worse scrapes than this
sides if someone hassles me kitty s trained ta hiss
they will think that i m carryin a great big snake
would y all wanna give my great big ole purse a shake
karla you re too much you re a crazy texas girl
yessum i cain t help it that s my neck of the world
c mon kitty y all ready to tackle them big rides
kitty looks up at mama kitty s eyes are wide
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