Groan! A 'pointed' riposte if ever one was penned, Mike! Worthy of inclusion in that veritable classic of perplexing poetic polemics, 'A Child's Garde'en of Hearses', by noted gay blade, Parry Epee! :))
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
those fencers would never win,
with swords made out of tinfoil,
their parries and thrusts wouldn't sink in.
Ron