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The Master Poet
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, January 13, 2020    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just laughing at myself.


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 THE MASTER POET

 

He was a master poet,

But his words were never read.

No matter what he wrote,

He could never get ahead.

 

As a poet he bared his soul,

And put his heart on the line.

He hungered for success,

But even acceptance would’ve been fine.

 

Times grew lean for the poet,

He was getting rather slim.

His cupboards were all empty.

His muse had abandoned him.

 

There was nothing left to eat,

There wasn’t a thing to cook.

He hallucinated he was eating a turkey,

But it turned out to be his book.

 

He swallowed pages whole.

The words went down with ease.

He devoured that book in one setting,

And contracted a vowel disease.

 

The doctors had done all they could do,

But in the end it was too little too late.

The poet’s life faded like a pen run dry.

His last stanza had sealed his fate.

 

They buried him at sunset,

But the poet had the last laugh.

Before he died, he wrote one last poem,

It was to be his epitaph……

 

“Eating my own words,

Was certainly not the smartest.

Still there’s no mystery here,

I was just a starving artist.”

 

Michael D. Schafer

© December 1, 2019

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "The Master Poet"
Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on January 23, 2020
hahaha very funny! nice build-up!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 23, 2020
How did I miss this one? And there is only one word I have to describe this post, E-X-C-E-L-L-E-N-T!!!!!!...-e-

Reviewed on January 19, 2020
LOL!!! This is funny...........and so you!! You certainly have a way with words, hon!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 17, 2020
I'm sorry, but I had to laugh as I read this. For someone trying to depend on poetry like very few have down through history, I can see the irony of having nothing to eat but your own words. And coming up with that "vowel" disease was a stroke of genius.

Keep pulling these gems out of your rabbit's hat of magic.

Ron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 15, 2020
Cleverly concocted and also refined in the presentation. Love and peace to you, Michael,

Regis. 🍗🍠🥐🌭🍟🍔🍕🥨 (Some of what might have helped your poet.) Lol!

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on January 15, 2020
"Brilliant!"

"BRAVO!"

5 STARS *****

Now, I need to get your book before some poet eats the last one...

John Michael

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on January 13, 2020
Beautifully penned. You have expressed what perhaps we all feel. The Master Poet indeed. Keep writing in your own unique way, Michael.

Reviewed on January 13, 2020
Some artists and musicians stayed in poverty all their lives but only got fame after they passed away. In that, yes, for sure, they would have the last laugh.

A poem with a sense of humour. I enjoyed this.

Sandie :)


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