F-R-O-G Jam (poem) by Michael D. Schafer on AuthorsDen

F-R-O-G Jam
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, February 3, 2020 Rated "G" by the Author.

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No frogs were harmed during the writing of this poem.

F-R-O-G JAM (No Frogs Were Harmed During the Writing of This Poem) If you want to start your day hopping, Spread some Frog Jam on your toast. Frog Jam’s ribbiting flavor, Is famous from coast to coast. Everybody loves Frog Jam, Even tadpoles like a tad. A little Frog Jam will have you feeling, Fresh as a lily pad. Made with wholesome ingredients, Frog Jam is naturally sweet. And every batch is made with love, By little frogs with tiny webbed feet. Starting your day with Frog Jam, Is like sunning yourself on a log. You’re guaranteed to jump for joy, And croak like an old bullfrog. Michael D. Schafer © January 27, 2020 Unlike my poem, F-R-O-G Jam is an actual product Made with Figs, Raspberries, Oranges, and Ginger Hence the name F-R-O-G

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on February 9, 2020

Ummmm, uh, NO, I don't think so, but thanks for the warning...-e-

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on February 6, 2020

I love this! This would make a great jingle for a product. I just don't know what product frogs could make.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Great poem! I have heard of frogs and frog legs, but have never heard of frog jam until now. :)

Sandie :)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on February 4, 2020

Thanks for the nutritional tidbit. It seems like I'm getting them faster and faster, like the Internet, several times a day now. Making it hard to figure out what to eat. Personally I like frog legs (not the whole frog) fried in butter. Unfortunately, I have to dismember the frog in order to do that.

But have you tried toe jam? I understand that it's quite tasty. Just like Popeye when he asked the question: Did you pick your feet in Poughkeepsie? A good prison food supplement.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on February 3, 2020

Perhaps the French should take up the lesson from this and not serve up all those frogs' legs. The frog jam sounds so much tastier.

Reviewed by David Thompson

Great one, as usual. I would even like a little of that F-R-O-G Jam. I�m sure it would work well with a warm biscuit and lots of butter. Here in the hills, it would even go well with a piece if cornbread. Throw a big piece of sausage on that buttered biscuit, along with F-R-O-G Jam or the same with cornbread, and you have a tasty treat.