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Peter Perfect
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, July 6, 2020 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Just having fun with words.
PETER PERFECT Peter Perfect is his name, He’s as perfect as can be. Everything that he does, He does it perfectly. He’s always exact and precise. Everything has to be just so. His life is picture perfect. A perfectionist from the word go. He has a place for everything, And everything’s in its place. Setting a perfect example, Peter Perfect is perfect in every case. He’s a perfect gentleman, Or a perfect stranger with charm. He’ll be perfectly safe, If a perfect storm threatens harm. His voice is pitch perfect, When he sings a song. With his impeccable taste, Peter Perfect can do no wrong. He’s awesome and amazing, Anytime night or day When it comes to being perfect, Peter Perfect is perfect in every way. Michael D. Schafer © July 1, 2020

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Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on July 9, 2020

Peter packed a peck of pickled purple people eaters in a Philly Pinto Horse which made a perfect picture of the phase of the photo of the planet Pluto. Anyway, I like your poem much better-er! LOL

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on July 7, 2020

Mike, I think that this is being written about you and by you, your poetry is always quite better than perfect...-e-

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on July 7, 2020

I know a Mr. Perfect. He thinks he's perfect, but he's not.

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan

Reviewed on July 7, 2020

Sounds to me like Mr. Perfect has some OCD issues.

Rebecca

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 6, 2020

I just checked, and Peter is not perfect. Close, but no cigar. But even though Peter is not perfect, he works very well. How well he works, I will not tell.

Thanks for telling me why Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers so perfectly, every time over and over again. What a joy! Perfection.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on July 6, 2020

I think Peter Perfect must have written this poem, because it is perfect, oh so perfect. I wish I were so perfect. Enjoyed as always, Michael. Well done.

Reviewed by Judy Joy Jones

Reviewed on July 6, 2020

wow sounds like a childrens book!! like it

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