Does Your wife always have the last word

Wife Said!

Sympathy can be found in the dictionary I hear ,
Some where between Shut up and Tear,

Wife said!
You say you cain’t think, well that’s nothing new,
Your human computer, that’s what’s wrong with you,

Your memory’s over loaded, Your solid state won’t run,
It’s known as bone head , where the name comes from,

Dear I can’t hear nothing , these hearing aids are shot,
Wife said!
New batteries in them would sure help a lot,

Well I can’t eat—nothing. Damn steaks just a dream ,
Wife said!
Wearing your dentures might help, it would seem,

Cain’t smell nothing either, done lost it I fear,
Wife said!
I agree, your feet, smell, from way over here,

My fingers are numb, Cain’t even feel my hair,
Wife said!
You wanna make sure, , Grab my hot curler there

Hon, I’m staring at the ceiling, I just cain’t sleep,
I think I done counted over two hundred sheep,

Doc’s pills don ‘t work, after twenty five tries,
Wife said!
They work a lot better if you close your eyes,

Don’t have a physique my strength is all gone,—
Wife said!
A little house work puts real muscle on,

Cain’t drink water—need a medical check-
Wife said!
too much beer will shrink the neck

Puts a tightening stretch on your tonsil guzzler,
From the weight you’re packin in that bar stool nuzzler,

My panta won’t stay up , how about that,
Wife said!
it’s an affliction known as too much belly fat!,

Well how can I diet when out to eat and drink
Wife said!
Leave those dentures on the bath room sink,

My glasses are missing , cain’t see worth a dime,
Wife said!
Where in the Hell did you leave’em this time?

Need to quick dry my beard or I cain’t leave with you,
Wife said!
Stick your head in the micro wave , it’ll curl it up too,

Honey I made it, our shoppin will be fine,
I’m all gussied up , I’m ready this time,
Wife said
Man you lost it , I’m just gittin in ,
Don’t smoke that stuff, I’ve already been!