Using dog humor to voice my frustration with drawn out On- Line advertising

Dogs Lick their Paws

Computer on line selling, it really is a mess,
Allowing a hundred commercials while hearing their BS,

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! I know, hound dogs lick their paws,
Please give me an honest answer as to what’s the cause,

Forty five minutes of professional and learned expertise,
As to why my hound dog licks his feet would you just tell me please,

And what’s this miracle guaranteed cure you tell me, you’ll reveal,
You say hang on for a minute, it’s not a bargain , it’s a steal,

Forty five minutes later . I know how wonderful you are,
I know your lucid history, you’re way above the par,

In the vet field you are famous but I never heard the name,
You say , you cured a thousand dogs back from where you came,

But what’s this miracle cure you’ve been trying now to push,
I’ve wasted half an hour while you’re beating around the bush,

You’ve got me now convinced, I never should have, bothered ,
Staying awake, and listening to, this fairy tale you fathered,

In desperation, I ordered up, this non paw lickin pill,
I thought with such tremendous value , I should leave it in my will,

All these first name accolades with praise beyond belief,
I said wake up hound dog , try these for relief ,

Hound dog weren’t impressed, that quick fix I could keep,
And stick them pills you know where, I gotta lick my feet !