I wonder if at my age I have anything left that will sell--just a laugh??

Mortgage Loan

No your honor, I’m not an organ donor,
I entered this agreement as a normal mortgage loaner,

I planned to sacrifice our Famous Banking name ,
To generate a little income from the donor mortgage game,

I’m not surprised ,that this would be, your first case of this kind,
But the dollar bill remember, it’s the first thing on our mind,

UAGA is the law that justifies deceased donations,
We have followed every protocol and UAGA proclamations,

There’s little doubt that your organs have a market value,
My firm made quick commitment to get in this field so new,

Well simply put your Honor, each organ class is stated,
Some you see are doubles so their cost is over rated,

We offer mortgage values for most every single one,
I’m proud to say with our Firm not even warts are left undone,

For instance, there’s the kidney, an inspection is desired,
Some have been defective and repair has been required,

A high risk is the brain, many forward this suggestion,
If it were used in politics, it’s value is in question,

Certain limitations Our firm will resist,
But organ ware and tare, standards do exist,

We offer reverse mortgages on all accepted parts,
The length of course is stated before the payment starts,

Well known by all receiving funds from reverse mortgage firms,
The cows come home a bawling when the contract beaches terms,

Mister Jones had life expectancy of under seventy five,
But now he just passed eighty and still appears to be alive,

So here we have a problem, the Court needs to attack ,
We wish to foreclose and sell his liver to get our money back!