Time to weed out the candidates- there's gotta be fun some where

Me Versus the Candidate

Oh, you’re a farmer , I never woulda guessed,
Them’s not overall’s, I’m really impressed,
---This guy is running?, I’m really depressed,

For Menial work I’ve been rejected
But things ‘ll be great when I’m elected’
---He’s about the worst of the gang selected

Just wait my promises, are a guarantee,
Big money can’t phase the likes of me,
---Try a two dollar bill, then we’ll see,

Just mark that ballot and vote me in
Then you’ll be part of a great big win
---For you maybe ,but what happens then,

I’ll fill your cup to the very brim,
With milk and honey runnin over the rim,
---A real BS’er from the looks of him,

I’ll get right on it, my record is strong ,
They’ll shout my praises and sing my song,
---Feller, I cain’t hold my breath that long,

The parasites in Washington, are feeble minded lame,
All my competition is just about the same,
---Feller, you admit it, and you’re in the game,

The primary is tomorrow, I hope you’ll be fair,
I’ve been sinking in the polls, I need you to care,
---Sorry old Feller, ,but my cows ain’t been there!

DUM TA DUM DUM