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Taxi Cab Confessions: New York, New York 2/18/2006 11:44:07 AM
Vampires... I heard that there were vampires in New York City, but I never gave it much thought... Nor did I think I would ever run into them. But that's exactly what happened last friday night when I was working the night shift.
I picked up these to women, who dressed in black satin gowns, on the Bowery. They were wearing heavy make up, and one of them showed me her fangs. Then she told me that she would suck my blood for free? I didn't know that people had to pay for it. But I guessed that she was serious. I of course refused her offer. I have had better. Then her girlfriend extended the same offer and I declined again. I guess it's some kind of weird S&M trip that they were exploring. They were both attractive in a sordid, sultry kind of way. One of them looked like a very famour actress, but I won't mention names in case it really was her. You never know.
Eventually I had to let them out, because they started to make out in the backseat, and their moans were distracting me. I just wanted to finish my shift. And blood I imagined would be hard to clean up. I've cleaned puke, but never blood.
Actually, I must say that the whole experience weirded me out. I'm open minded, but some things do offend my sensibilities.
