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The Lens Maker
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, October 28, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A short punny poem
THE LENS MAKER On an Alaskan island, The lens maker worked in seclusion. Everyone could clearly see, He was just an optical Aleutian. Michael D. Schafer © October 15, 2015

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Reviewed by kj Force

Reviewed on October 30, 2016

I never understood the people who lived on these islands,,BUT now I can see clearly...I rate this poem 20/20...duh..good one

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on October 28, 2016

Very clever. John

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on October 28, 2016

Have you ever seen an Aleut in a Zoot suit?
Me neither.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on October 28, 2016

Oh!!! You are GOOD!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on October 28, 2016

Boo! Hiss! . . . Heh.Heh

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