BUTTS

A butt’s just a butt,

But with many a name.

And no matter what you call a butt,

They all mean the same.

It’s our gluteus maximus,

To use a technical term.

And to avoid junk in the trunk,

You exercise to keep your bum firm.

Words like rump, tail and can,

Are for the unrefined.

Posterior and derriere,

Are words to stand behind.

Tooshie, fanny and keister,

Are in their own class.

And shakin’ your booty is easy,

If you have a big ass.

Our butt has many names,

But none meant to offend.

So buttocks to the rear,

We’ve come to the end.

Michael D. Schafer

© August 15, 2016