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Mr. and Mrs. DNA
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, April 18, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Just for the helix of it.
Mr. and Mrs. DNA Mr. and Mrs. DNA, Were getting ready to go out. Mrs. DNA looked in the mirror, And had a moment of doubt. She walked into their living room, Where her waiting husband sat. She looked at him and asked, “Do these genes make me look fat?” Michael D. Schafer © September 6, 2014

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Reviews of "Mr. and Mrs. DNA"

Reviewed by kj Force

Reviewed on April 23, 2017

lovely play on words....

Reviewed by Darkest Angel

Reviewed on April 20, 2017

LOL - DON'T ANSWER THAT!!!

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on April 18, 2017

And Mr. DNA, having the gene that make all men answer the question truthfully, was soon in deep trouble.

Reviewed by David Thompson

Reviewed on April 18, 2017

You are way too funny. Good one!

David

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on April 18, 2017

Hah! Gotta love it!

Reviewed by William Munsell

Reviewed on April 18, 2017

Best laugh all day. I would hate to be in Mr. DNA'shoes.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on April 18, 2017

LOL!!!! Good one!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on April 18, 2017

Fat DNA, now that's a new one. John

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