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A Carpenter's Motto
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, July 10, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Some knotty humor.

 A CARPENTER’S MOTTO

 

I’m level on the level.

Centered and square.

My measurements are right,

And I lumber everywhere.

 

What I see, I saw.

I work with tongue in groove

And with a little grit,

My rough edges become smooth.

 

I never go against the grain,

Every corner is cut true .

To keep things together,

I’ll nail, screw, or glue.

 

I can be knotty,

Or just plane nice.

I know the drill,

And I’m always precise.

 

I have support in my joists.

No sag, no sway.

Sturdy and strong,

I’m just plumb O.K.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© March 2, 2013

 


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 Reviews of "A Carpenter's Motto"
Reviewed on March 5, 2018
Hail Poet Michael D. Schafer!

Health, Bliss and Wisdom.

This is an exquisite word play painting the subject dealt clearly with hues of creativity.

"A Carpenter's Motto" flows and glows; and stimulates thoughts on creativity.

An enjoyable reading I had. Thank You.

Viva the Poet!

In reverent appreciation,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed on February 10, 2018
I've found this piece a very serious matter. To be 'always precise' means to produce a job at one shot, without further ado, in the manner of a true man first and an expert secondly (certainly, without drawing a boundary line ;)). A hard act to follow. Cheers, alex

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on July 10, 2017
Nice. A shelf should always be leveled correctly except of course, in my house.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on July 10, 2017
Wow! As I read this I imagined myself 50 years ago in wood shop back in High School. That's magical Michael! Only your poems could do that. Bravo!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 10, 2017
Yes, Michael you most certainly are "just plumb O.K"

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on July 10, 2017
I enjoyed your see saw poem, past or present, it sways nicely, great piece of workmanship Michael, xo

Reviewed on July 10, 2017
I don't know whether to praise you upon your abilities in the carpentry business or the side, a cougar like me, sees.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 10, 2017
The Carpenters couldn't have sung it better. As an old saw myself, I see you got all the right tools in their right places. Must have them ordered perfectly in the garage (work shed?).

Ron

Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on July 10, 2017
love it


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