IT's really the thigamagig that's on the whatyamacall it. I noe I bendear bfere Beendre don dat!

Grammarly is the anser. Yep.

Poor little genius, lol, it must be the fault of your grade one teacher, dam Ms Beastly , I love your sense of humor Michael, there are days when my kepboard also bops it away rong, xo

I used to have a laptop that did the very same thing although many times there was a typo (my bad). 'Enjoyed!!

Love ya!

Jane

I don't know how you got this one past that sneaky old spellchecker redlining every bad word it sees! And it looks like a lot of people posting here have your keyboard problem as well because the situation is near epidemic. In the texting world, even worse. I laughed until I cried.

Having left the lowly keyboard behind, voice dictation is much faster and spells much better. However, if you don't watch it, the sneaky thing drops in extra words and has a hard time understanding you resulting in wrong words making your discourse really strange and sometimes not understandable at all. But that is good because, otherwise my keyboard typing looks very similar to the way you typed your poem. ;-)

Ron

Mayhaps it has nothing to do with your typing, but instead your spelling...LOL -e-

I think you know how to type, you are just making it all up, for effect. Nicely done. John

I believe I have the same keyboard. A mistake in each sentence. Then I bought Grammarly, and the malady disappeared in a second.

Funny!