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Charley Horse Is No Friend Of Mine
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, August 22, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Do you know Charley Horse too?

 CHARLEY HORSE IS NO FRIEND OF MINE

 

Charley Horse shows up now and then,

But as an uninvited guest.

He really puts a cramp in my life,

He’s a nuisance and a pest.

 

He arrives without warning,

An ache you can’t ignore.

He can be such a big pain,

And always leaves me sore.

 

He likes to muscle his way in,

And I spasm in shock.

I end up tense and tight,

With a limp in my walk.

 

Thankfully, he never stays to long,

Although it’s long enough.

Charley Horse is no friend of mine,

He always treats me rough.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© August 20, 2017


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 Reviews of "Charley Horse Is No Friend Of Mine"
Reviewed on August 23, 2017
Potassium! Dehydration will cause them as well. Do you drink enough water every day? 'Love the rhyme in this!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on August 23, 2017
Good humor in this poem. Yes, we all get them Charley horses. If I don't eat bananas for a few days the muscles in my legs get tight. Then a big spaz pulls my leg and it can really hurt! However, if I eat a banana I don't go bananas anymore! LOL

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on August 23, 2017
Old Charley Horse does pop up when least expected. Your poems always help to lighten my mood. Thank you.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 23, 2017
Let us just hope that Charlie Horse never trots into your heart.

Usually riding my bike home from high school, I quit because of the shame associated with bike writing while other kids were driving their cars. I began to walk the two miles home. One afternoon after track practice, I was asked if I'd like a ride from another student with a car. I obliged and got in the backseat with others. Suddenly, my right thigh seem to get tied in a knot with excruciating pain. Like everyone has said, it went away. I had my first encounter with Charlie Horse.

These days old Charlie Horse visits me almost daily even though I take strong medicine to keep that biting horse away. You might say we have developed a friendship of mutual torturous understanding. I let him live and he lets me.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 22, 2017
Mike, I heard though that you LIKE it rough...:) -e-

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on August 22, 2017
Indeed, how true. I've had a few of those. Thankfully, they don't last long. Wonder where the name comes from. John

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 22, 2017
No, Michael, as for a friend, Charley Horse is a pain whever he happens to be around. No friend of mind to be sure.


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