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A Pretty Poem
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, January 24, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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My sequel to "An Ugly Poem", and dedicated to Mystic Rose.

 A PRETTY POEM

 

Her name is Penny Pretty.

She’s as pretty as can be.

The prettiest of the Prettys,

As anyone could see.

 

Her eyes are pretty blue.

She has pretty dark hair.

She avoids the sun,

'cause her skin is pretty fair.

 

She has pretty long legs,

And a pretty nice butt.

Her canine companion,

Is pretty much a mutt.

 

She’s pretty as a picture,

But primps just in case.

She spends pretty near an hour,

Just to do her face.

 

She’s a high maintenance girl,

Who likes the big city.

And it takes a pretty penny,

To make Penny Pretty.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© January 23, 2018

 

 


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 Reviews of "A Pretty Poem"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on January 25, 2018
Pretty good Michael.

I have a Pretty, high maintenance wifey-poo. But she is good to me.



Walt

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on January 24, 2018
Wow! This poem is wonderful! Now, I should write a poem about my wife and call it, "Low Maintenance Lizabeth" but it would be the end of my life as I know it. Oh, well...

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on January 24, 2018
Is Penny Pretty related to the Uglys? Kissing cousins, maybe? They would make an excellent poem altogether in one big happy family.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 24, 2018
Can't get much prettier than this pretty poetry...:) -e-

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 24, 2018
I think I know her…

A long time ago Penny Pretty met a dashing Richer Petty they got married at a NASCAR race, her name forever after, Penny Pretty-Petty. And she sure was.

Ron

Reviewed on January 24, 2018
Such a pretty poem for Penny!! You are so good at these!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 24, 2018
What a pretty, pretty poem you have scripted.

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on January 24, 2018
lol, I love it, I knew you could do this, you describe many a girl here, not me, I am happy being low maintenance, always have, thanks for rising to the challenge dear Michael, have a great day, hugs


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