UNINVITED GUESTS

They show up without warning,

And then they never leave.

Making themselves at home,

Ensures there’s no reprieve.

Going from guest to pest,

They cannot take a hint.

Your patience wears thin.

They’re costing you a mint.

When they’ve worn out their welcome,

And you’re fit to be tied,

Then what you need is a can of,

Acme’s Guesticide.

It works really fast,

And has a pleasant scent.

For those uninvited guests,

It's money well spent.

So if uninvited guests,

Are giving you the blues,

Just reach for Acme’s Guesticide,

It's safe and easy to use

It’s guaranteed to clear your house,

Just spray it in the air.

Acme’s Guesticide,

Sold in fine stores everywhere.

Michael D. Schafer

© September 16, 2018