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Noah Body's Birthday
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, December 26, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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NOAH BODY’S BIRTHDAY It’s Noah Body’s birthday, But no one knows his age. Since he’s never been seen, It’s really hard to gauge. He’s been around forever. Never has a thing to say. But still we’d like to wish him, A very happy birthday. So we had a party and baked a cake, With frosting thick and rich. But he didn’t even bother to show up, That no good Son of a bitch. Michael D. Schafer © December 14, 2018

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Reviews of "Noah Body's Birthday"

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on December 29, 2018

Pringles, Pringles everywhere! I should have known better than to try
eating anything while reading your poems. cough, cough.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on December 28, 2018

I didn't get it right away. Cute.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on December 28, 2018

This one made me laugh out loud, Michael! The cat jumped!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn

Reviewed on December 27, 2018

Hahahahaha! I didn't get it at first hahaha, but it's very funny now that I do!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on December 27, 2018

LOL, thank you for the laugh and the enjoyment of your poem.

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on December 26, 2018

Hey, when you get to be your age, no one wants to show up for their own birthday. Have a happy one. There will be a time when 65 seems young!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on December 26, 2018

Thanks for the laugh! That's a new one and very creative.

Ron

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on December 26, 2018

Happy Birthday, Michael! All the best for the coming year!
Have your cake and eat it too!

Sandie :)

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