AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Michael Gorton, iMargot Dillard, iD. Enise, i Armand, iDebashish Haar, iMary Lynn Plaisance, iBob Brink, iJeff Mason, iPatricia Hilliard, iChristine Boyce, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Michael D. Schafer

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· 393 Titles
· 2,888 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Nov, 2012

Michael D. Schafer, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



Ceiling Fan Head Trauma
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, March 23, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

I wrote this poem for my granddaughter. This is a true story that happened about 16 years ago, and nobody lets me forget it.

 CEILING FAN HEAD TRAUMA

FOR PAYTON

 

I was around two years old,

And just the cutest baby you’d see.

I always had fun with my grandpa,

And he always had fun with me.

 

One day we were having a family get together,

At my grandma and grandpa’s house.

Their ceiling fan was on and running,

Blades turning as quiet as a mouse.

 

Grandpa always liked to pick me up,

And hold me way up high.

I’d laugh and giggle with glee every time,

I thought I was touching the sky.

 

Now grandpa picked me up that day,

While we were under the ceiling fan.

He proceeded to lift me higher,

Holding me tightly in his hands.

 

Grandpa had forgotten about that ceiling fan,

And people’s faces filled with dread.

A cry of alarm rang out,

When the ceiling fan hit my head.

 

It made a thunking sound,

Like a watermelon being hit with a bat.

A silence fell over the room,

Everyone was sure my head went splat.

 

But I did not cry,

Or even whimper once.

Everything checked out OK,

And grandpa felt like a dunce.

 

Now sometimes I get accused,

Of being brain dead.

Well if that’s true , I’ll blame my grandpa,

He’s the one who let that ceiling fan hit me in the head.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© February 22, 2019

 

 

 

 

 


Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "Ceiling Fan Head Trauma"
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on April 14, 2019
This explains so much.

Reviewed on April 13, 2019
What a delightful story through your poem, Michael! (except I felt bad about you getting hit in the head!) Poor grandpa! LOL!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 25, 2019
Wow! I am surely relieved nothing serious resulted; I believe I can feel how you felt, Michael. Love and peace,

Regis.

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on March 24, 2019
Very nice story! And funny too, when in the end all is well.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on March 24, 2019
poor baby, grandpa gets the blame
budd

Reviewed on March 23, 2019
Sometimes the adults think it's fun to encourage children to do dangerous thing, or they have forgotten the danger when they do the dangerous thing with their children.

I can still remember my parents clapped their hands each time I jumped from the diving board into the swimming pool with my life-saver. You know those round ones that you can just slide right underneath into the water when you aren't holding on tightly. That was just what I did after jumping down from the diving board many times. I was excited because they all cheered and clapped their hands each time I dived. On about the 5th time I must have got tired and let go of the life-saver and I went under. I remembered looking up and saw my parents and everyone jump into the pool to look for me to bring me back up because I wasn't coming back up by myself. It was a close call. We've all learned a good lesson.

Sandie

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on March 23, 2019
Not long into the poem, I felt this feeling of dread. You were lucky it didn't turn out worse. I have often thought of such things happening as I see a lot of overhead fans here and in the Far East.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 23, 2019
A change of pace from your usual humor. You certainly could have been badly damaged by that fan in your grandpa would regret it the rest of his life. So glad you weren't hurt. Where you wrote about from your two-year-old memory (wow--I don't remember anything until four) the sound that the fan made, reminded me of something.

That day there was no snow on the ground or ice anywhere in sight when I stepped off a curb to cross the street not seeing a small patch of ice that I placed my left foot on. The next thing I knew, both feet were in the air and the back of my head hit the concrete with the sound of the crack of a baseball being hit a home run. I felt nothing but that sound was ominous. And then, I felt blood running from the back of my head with a 2 inch long split in my scalp. Fortunately, my twin brother's roommate heard the sound a block away and came running. He drove me to the emergency room for stitches. Got back to my next class at 9:30 AM.

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 23, 2019
Heh.Heh . . . How in the world did we ever live through the trials of growing up?


New Poetry by Michael D. Schafer
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  2.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  5.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  6.  Laughing As I Flee...
  7.  A Salt and Batter
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  Milkman's letter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  The Last Second
  14.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  15.  My First Heart Attack
  16.  Houston Greats
  17.  Atlanta Belle
  18.  Burst Forth
  19.  Flocking
  20.  Bad Boy
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Poe: Pelted, Pounded, Pummeled and Pulverized by Jay Dubya

Author Jay Dubya satirzes in adult language and content 18 famous Edgar Allan Poe stories.  
Member BookAds

52nd Book: Jay Dubya by Jay Dubya

Hawthorne: Hacked, Shakespeare: Sacked & Thurber: Thwacked is adult satire featuring adult language and content.  
Member BookAds

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked by Jay Dubya

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked is adult humor that satirizes 12 popular Nathaniel Hawthorne stories in parody form.  
Member BookAds