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Pick A Number
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, January 2, 2020    Rated "G" by the Author.
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If numbers dated.

                       PICK A NUMBER

 

It was singles night at Numero Uno’s,

And every number was there.

The Statistics had the place rockin’,

There was romance in the air.

 

The lady numbers were dressed to the nines,

And everyone was a 10.

Playing it by the numbers,

They knew their figures attracted the men.

 

There were lots of calculations being done,

To find out who might count.

It was important to get the right data,

Or risk being totaled by the wrong amount.

 

But all the male numbers from 2 on up,

Didn’t have a chance of hearts being won.

Every lady there that night,

Was only looking for the one.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© December 25, 2019

 


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 Reviews of "Pick A Number"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 24, 2020
Cleverly concocted as always, Michael. Well done! Love and peace to you,

Regis. ☮

Reviewed on January 19, 2020
Your words take me back to "looking for the one". It just so happened that the "one" found me when I wasn't looking!!! 'Love this, Michael!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on January 9, 2020
Haha , aren't they all, I don't think speed dating would be the likes of me, I'd like things to happen naturally. But these days its hard for people to make connections. I enjoyed your poem Michael. hope you have a wonderful New Year.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on January 6, 2020
What FUN! I never liked numbers like I like this ONE!

Well done! JMD

Reviewed on January 4, 2020
Goodness! I don't understand this poem. I'm having a brain-freeze today. :)

Sandie

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 4, 2020
The odds are rigged against mortal men. The latest bachelor is a pilot, to boot. I'm waiting to see him boot the attractive seekers out of his plane one by one with a rose clenched in her teeth and a countdown of 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Here's a kick in the ass, have some skydiving fun.

Run

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 3, 2020
-69- my all time favorite number is my number of choice...:) -e-

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on January 2, 2020
Love it! You made my day.


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