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Happy Mother's Day 2020
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Sunday, June 7, 2020 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A little late in posting, but this is what my wife received for Mother's Day.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY 2020 I am so thankful to have you in my life. Someone who loves me unconditionally. Someone who loves me for what I am. I always appreciate it when you hold me tight, And never let me go. I will always be there with you, Wherever you may roam. Your hands caress me with love all day long, And I know you’ll never leave me alone. I could never ask for anyone better. You always take care of me, And treat me right. Happy Mother’s Day With all my love, Your cell phone

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Reviews of "Happy Mother's Day 2020"

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on June 19, 2020

Ya had me. I thought you went straight. Thankfully, you didn't and I got to enjoy a good chuckle in the mist of all of this total B.S. Thank you, Michael

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on June 14, 2020

Great twist, Michael. You had me right at the start. Love and peace to you,

Regis. 😊🍁

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on June 12, 2020

You had me from the first line all the way down to the
next to last line. And then you upset the apple cart right
in my lap. So, in what year did your wife give birth to a
cell phone? Inquiring minds want to know...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 8, 2020

Cell phone jokes aside, I found that this time, when trying to express your love for someone clearly "takes care of" you, you all of a sudden lost your sense of humor in all seriousness and also your sense of rhyme.

I would suggest that next Mother's Day, you blow her sandals off with a rhyming humerus ditty that speaks to her love of you unconditionally.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on June 7, 2020

Don't you wish you were her cell phone?

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 7, 2020

If she and her cell phone have that kind of relationship, what does she need you for...? :) -E-

Reviewed by Judy Joy Jones

Reviewed on June 7, 2020

LOL!! Luv it..tks

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan

Reviewed on June 7, 2020

And I'm sure she loved it! Cute!

Rebecca

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