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Limericks V
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More limerick "fun." Please bear with me.


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Limericks V
 
 
There once was a lass named Bo Peep
She had a large flock of sheep
She wanted to count them
But there lay the problem
She kept on falling asleep
 
There once was a man from Yale
He owned a very large whale
One day on a whim
The whale swallowed him
Then spat him out because he was stale
 
There once was a fellow named Chuck
He really did give a duck
At Christmas to the poor
He set it at their door
As he wished all of them good luck
 
A monkey in Kalamazoo
Managed to escape from the zoo
So glad to be free
From the top of a tree
He was heard playing the kazoo
 
One day at the edge of the dawn,
I saw a fawn on the lawn.
I called out to Claire
Who commented with flair,
"To the fawn on the lawn I am drawn!"
 
There once was a mad hatter
Who filled his hats with batter
When asked why he said
They must be well fed
If I’m ever to get them fatter
 
This fellow I know named Rocky
Had a strong urge to play hockey
But he cannot skate
It’s not part of his fate
So he has become a disc jockey                         


© Copyright 2009     Regis Auffray
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 Reviews of "Limericks V"
Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on August 21, 2014
Lots of smiles came upon me with this one. Terrific !
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on May 3, 2010
WONDERFUL! THEY ALWAYS ARE REGIS...YOU'RE 'LIMERICK KING' ON AD. THANKS FOR SHARING AND GOD BLESS. LOVE, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by kg cummings
Reviewed on October 22, 2009
I love limericks. They always brighten my day! Good ones. Kathy
Reviewed by miss choos
Reviewed on July 2, 2009
I've never been able to write these!
Clever!
Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G
Reviewed on June 24, 2009
GOODIEEE!!! Another one!(Limerick)
YOU are so DAMN GOOD at these Reg!
I can see a child/even a teen, reading these to MOM and DAD (through a book on a long trip, and making "others" SMILE!
How are bout it my friend,I would buy IT!/THEM!
Bopeep, sheep, asleep, and counting, to put it all together so easily, is magic to me.
The man from Whales, Etc. YOu spin such a good yarn! I enjoy!

Thank YOU, I needed this!
Warmest Blessings and Love, Purple Lady Passion, SHEExooo
WRITE ON!
Reviewed by Melissa Kesead
Reviewed on June 15, 2009
These are making my morning!
Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on June 14, 2009
That second one is great-you really should put these together. Books like this are in the humor sections of bookstores, just where yours could be if you collected them.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Hahahaha! Love it! These are hilarious...you are very talented. Thanks for the laughs.
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on May 15, 2009
Regis, I love a good limerick, especially the fawn
on the lawn. -gene.
Reviewed by Mary Coe
Reviewed on May 15, 2009
Very nice! Enjoyed!
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on May 14, 2009
Very enjoyable write. R
Reviewed by Alexandra Midnight (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2009
Your limericks always make me smile.
AM
Reviewed by Milton Handfield
Reviewed on May 13, 2009
A poem fill with humour. nicely written.


cheers
milton
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
Reviewed on May 13, 2009
cool one Reg, it seems you have a love for these, fun on. cheers
Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on May 12, 2009
Dear Regis, just what I needed, these are excellent :)

Thank you for the comment you left on my poem. Yes indeed, "true friendship" is definitely rare!

Hugs xox
Reviewed by Dawn Mullan
Reviewed on May 11, 2009
I really needed this comedic romp. Keep them comin'. Thx, dl
Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on May 11, 2009
Great fun, Regis. Limericks are tongue-twisting hilarity and make us see life from a crazy angle. Keep 'em coming!
Reviewed by Rozzy Diouf
Reviewed on May 11, 2009
Regis..thanks! you must have heard my prayers....totally hilarious and brilliant. You should think of publishing a limmerick book. Would be one of my great collections. Thanks!
Reviewed by andrea coltman
Reviewed on May 11, 2009
Hey Regis, what a collection of delightful limericks ... good to read you again

I visited Alberta this year, first time in Canada, certainly won't be the last, a life long dream come true...inspiring, breathtaking( too any adjectives to pen!!)
Best wishes

Andrea
Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on May 10, 2009
LOL, this is very clever Regis. I love it!
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on May 10, 2009
Delightful, Regis.
Be Well,
CG
Reviewed by Barbara Terry
Reviewed on May 9, 2009
You have made my day Reg. This is so cute I just had to smile. Thank you.

Love & hugs,
Barbie
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on May 9, 2009
How clever!! Tres, tres bon, monsieur. . .amusante!! xOx 'Phiphi' xox
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 7, 2009
fun-filled verses, Regis ... a delightful limerick ...
Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Reviewed on May 6, 2009
Those are really a riot, Regis. The only guy I ever knew personally who went to Yale was kind of stale, too, so I empathize with the whale, and, as a matter of fact, with anyone who ever had a sheep farmer's daughter as a girlfriend as per your BoPeep. Could you ever do a limerick that would rhyme in both French and English. That would seem a challenge for the dual language structure of your mind................Jerry
Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on May 5, 2009
We bow to the Limerick King! The first and the last are my favorites...
Thanks for the smile!
Cryssa
Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy
Reviewed on May 4, 2009
Wit and brevity in one package, very good, Ree. Enjoyed your limericks so much.

Bobbi
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on May 4, 2009
I enjoyed the laugh. Wonderful is right. Liz
Reviewed by Linda Zebsokey
Reviewed on May 4, 2009
Wonderful Regis, what wonderful rhymes. Funny and very enjoyable. :)



Linda
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on May 3, 2009
Regis:

You always write such great poetry with wonderful rhymes!! I enjoyed them so much!!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on May 2, 2009
Regis,

Funny! Very enjoyable read to the last character.

Cynthia
Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on May 2, 2009
nicely penned and peppered with lots of funny humor

take care
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on May 2, 2009
Reg,
This was so fun to read, and it made me smile..thank you.
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2009
wow...thats precious...again your Limericks are just soooo...intrestingly hee..hee..hee..ha..ha...ha...hah...
Reviewed by Muhammad Al Mahdi
Reviewed on May 2, 2009
Another one in the collection. It's just priceless:)))!
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on May 2, 2009
the mad hatter, my favorite Reg -- I can relate to this one with ease -- thanks for sharing some humor with us -- peace and love my friend -- Jon Michael
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on May 1, 2009
these are contagious good fun, Regis, and once you start reading them it's difficult to shift the rhythm which must be attuned to some feel-good wavelength! Another good stack of these, and I love Belle's contribution as well. Looking forward to Limericks VI. Kate xx
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on May 1, 2009
Great write, mon ami, c'est magnifique!

(((HUGS))) et amour, ton ami dans Texas, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on May 1, 2009
Regis, I'm taking a break from planning my weekly lessons, and I want to thank you for the smile this afternoon! These are wonderful!
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
Reviewed on May 1, 2009
there once was a poet named Regis
who wrote all the limericks he pleases
he made us all smile and giggle
with each little inked squiggle
until our laughter turns to sneezes
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on May 1, 2009
:) S M I L E from ear to ear!
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 1, 2009
Love it Regis. Great write indeed my friend. God bless.
Reviewed by Gwendolyn Thomas Gath
Reviewed on May 1, 2009

Regis these limericks made me smile as well.

Wishing you all the best and take care,
Gwendolyn
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2009
AS Karla said they all are Excellent sweet man..well done...stay safe and well...Hugss
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 1, 2009
Regis, I nearly couldn't read past the first one, I tried to count the sheep in the picture and kept falling asleep, then I gave up (counting) and had the delight of red all.
So far, one of your best collection!

Georg

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
My favorites, thus far, Regis. Very cute! Love and Hugs,
Sheila
Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
Love all these wonderfully written limericks beautiful Regis!!
Especially Chuck
And the monkey from Kalamazoo
All of them fabulous... just like you!
Love, Suzie xoxoxox :-D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
All are excellent, Regis, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
these are fantastic!!
Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
A delight to read -- especially on a rainy evening! Takes the chill off...your mind is on a roll...don't stop!

Thanks for the grins!
Gina
Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
There once was a fellow named Regis
Got a degree that I hear is prestigious
He's writing limericks galore
which are never a bore
And the reviews are very felicitous


Lol! OK OK, You are the crackerjack limerick writer here. Couldn't resist. Keeps the old brain cells functioning. Hugs, Lin



Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
Regis,
More delights from your sharp and funny pen; love the absurdity of the mad hatter and the cheek of Chuck who did give a duck!
John
Reviewed by Cindy Tuttle
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
I loved this Regis1 I laughed with each one!You are awesome!

With Love,
Cindy
Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
How I love these limericks let me count the why
It’s unique humorous amazing rhyming flow and placed a smile
On my grumpy day!!!
And brilliantly writing!!!
Sending you hugssss...Peace Love and Light…Yolie
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
Cute picture! Priceless piece of imagination hard at work, just love it. Keep smiling...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
enjoyed as always, Regis.
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
Hi Regis, You are so good at these and I enjoy them so much! I have such a hard time writing Limericks, the Memory one being the only one that I've ever finished. One other one I've put on the back burner, just don't understand why the Limerick form is so difficult for me. Thankfully we have you to fill this gap for those who love limericks but can't write them... all my respects to you, Sir...

In Spirit,
Bear
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
Thanks for the laughs sir Reg...you are MOST CERTAINLY getting better at these, wish i could do as well...Ed
Reviewed by Dallas D'Angelo-Gary
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
Wonderful work, Regis!
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
Brilliant
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
Reg, I truly love your limericks, they are a joy to read and uplifting for the day!;-)Besides, they show your sense of humor;-)

Love,
ET
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
Big...BIG...chuckles from the far south side of the boarder, Reg! You been practicin', friend...and it shows :o) "...the fawn on the lawn I am drawn!"...giggle, giggle...
Blessings and Love - Micke
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on April 30, 2009
very clever
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