Yes Regis! as usual i had a good laugh, I honestly don't know what goes on in your mind, the rhyming and themes are ingenious!"
I once hired a model named Mallory
To whom I paid a handsome salary
But she was a prude
She refused to pose nude
Thus Mallory is not in my gallery"
ALWAYS...ALWAYS...ENTERTAINING, ENJOYABLE AND EXCELLENT! THANKS REGIS, FOR ONCE AGAIN SHARING YOUR FORTE' WITH US. LOVE, BLESSINGS & FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Regis, your limericks are always entertaining my dear friend. I knew your Suzy when I was much younger. She gets my vote for the best of this fine lot. I bid you love and peace. Jon Michael
Regis, these are delightful! I loved this one! Very cute write; loved the women named Ping and the gal with the beautiful crutch (think that's me! LOL)!
(((HUGS))) et amour, ton ami dans Texas, Karen Lynn. :D
Some of the ladies you met sleep in the most amazing places! ;)
I particularly like the second one here, because I wasn't expecting the lady to be reading Zola!
There once was a lady named Mae
who was out on a cold windy day
Her hair was a mess
the wind tore off her dress
But she was saved by a nice guy named Jay
Fun, Reg. Thanks for the giggles.
Take care,
Sherry
I knew a gal named Lucy
of her selection of men she was not choosy
she offered a wink and a nod
to her latest named Todd
the towns folk called her a floozy
You are really good at this, sorry, I had to give it a try.
Cheers,
Dan
Theres no amount of beer on earth,
That would make anyone want to date Charlie Sheen,
And though you may think this opinion to be mean,
I am only trying to continue from what you wrote & show mirth...
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thanks for sharing
Regards. Steve.
I once hired a model named Mallory
To whom I paid a handsome salary
But she was a prude
She refused to pose nude
Thus Mallory is not in my gallery"
Wonderful writing talent.
Do you read any of the writing magazines to get ideas, or are you just a fountain of flowing inspirations.
Stephen Pollard
Gina
Boy you sure can compose limericks!
Excellent..what an array of ladies..lol!
V
Daniel
I'm sure were glad to know you
cause you're a sweet man
of whom I'm a fan
along with many others too
LOl I like Mallory best
Hugs,
Anna
Sheila
Carole~
(((HUGS))) et amour, ton ami dans Texas, Karen Lynn. :D
always a pleasure,
carolyn
I especially like Mallory who 'is not in my gallery'
John
Hugs, Diana..
It just takes a moment or two-
To think what to say
As time slips away-
I really appreciate you!
John
You arew a terribly, terribly naughty man!!! Love the limericks.
Chip Bergeron
~W~
Loved this as always--they make me smile
Micki
I particularly like the second one here, because I wasn't expecting the lady to be reading Zola!
Axilea
Blessings,
Christine
Ron
So, we never became Pals -
The One with the Crutch -
Was Ugly as Such -
She might hang out with the Cows!
Touche' Mon Amie! TK.
who was out on a cold windy day
Her hair was a mess
the wind tore off her dress
But she was saved by a nice guy named Jay
Fun, Reg. Thanks for the giggles.
Take care,
Sherry
of her selection of men she was not choosy
she offered a wink and a nod
to her latest named Todd
the towns folk called her a floozy
You are really good at this, sorry, I had to give it a try.
Cheers,
Dan
Peace
Tony
That would make anyone want to date Charlie Sheen,
And though you may think this opinion to be mean,
I am only trying to continue from what you wrote & show mirth...
Lady Vivian, vivre et aimer.