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Limericks XXVII
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Have You Met These Gals?

 

There once was a lady named Ping
Who wanted to sing for the king
Her voice was an asset
And her friendly basset
Would howl whenever Ping would sing

A lovely lady named Lola
Had a craving for some granola
She sent me to the store
This was quite a chore
When I came back she was reading Zola

I once knew a gal named Suzie
She often made me quite woozy
Her kisses were as sweet
As her feet were fleet
And she sang with a voice that was bluesy

I once met a lady named Grace
Who wanted to visit my place
All I had was a tent
That I’d put up for rent
So we went to a campground in Chase

I once met a gal named Mabel
Who slept on a kitchen table
She asked me to join her
But she looked like Ben Hur
So I told her I was not able

I once met a gal with a crutch;
Her nationality was Dutch.
She was a cutie;
Her crutch, a beauty.
She said, “You may look but not touch.”

There's a lady we know named Mary
Who simply is not ordinary
She is quite unique
Like a fine boutique
She is quick and she does not tarry

I once hired a model named Mallory
To whom I paid a handsome salary
But she was a prude
She refused to pose nude
Thus Mallory is not in my gallery

I've just seen a lady in green
She thinks she's a mean green machine
This I truly fear
She's had too much beer
She wants to date Charlie Sheen
 
There once was a gal named Sable
Who slept on her coffee table
When I asked her why
She said give it a try
When I did I found I was able


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 Reviews of "Limericks XXVII"
Reviewed by Steve Ralph
Reviewed on October 29, 2011
excellent, very, very funny.
thanks for sharing
Regards. Steve.

Reviewed by Rozzy Diouf
Reviewed on August 11, 2011
Yes Regis! as usual i had a good laugh, I honestly don't know what goes on in your mind, the rhyming and themes are ingenious!"
I once hired a model named Mallory
To whom I paid a handsome salary
But she was a prude
She refused to pose nude
Thus Mallory is not in my gallery"

Reviewed by Stephen Pollard
Reviewed on July 17, 2011
Regis :

Wonderful writing talent.

Do you read any of the writing magazines to get ideas, or are you just a fountain of flowing inspirations.

Stephen Pollard

Reviewed by Alan Cook
Reviewed on July 4, 2011
Ah, limericks, the forgotten side of poetry. I'm glad someone's still writing them. Very enjoyable. Keep 'em coming!

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on May 7, 2011
ALWAYS...ALWAYS...ENTERTAINING, ENJOYABLE AND EXCELLENT! THANKS REGIS, FOR ONCE AGAIN SHARING YOUR FORTE' WITH US. LOVE, BLESSINGS & FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on May 3, 2011
Up to snuff, you are, Sir! funny stuff!

Gina

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on April 27, 2011
Loved it!!!

Boy you sure can compose limericks!

Excellent..what an array of ladies..lol!

V

Reviewed by Daniel Keith
Reviewed on April 21, 2011
Quite and entourage of ladies. Very good Regis. I too, have to say I like Mallory the best. May God bless you every day of your life.

Daniel

Reviewed by Muhammad Al Mahdi
Reviewed on April 21, 2011
Wonderful:) I really love those!

Reviewed on April 20, 2011
Regis you are such a wonderful man in many ways. I´m proud to call you a friend.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 19, 2011
so clever and fun!

Reviewed on April 19, 2011
all the fair ladies you knew
I'm sure were glad to know you
cause you're a sweet man
of whom I'm a fan
along with many others too

LOl I like Mallory best

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on April 19, 2011
Giggle.....loved them all..but Mallory was my favourite...you do these so well, my friend!

Hugs,
Anna

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
I don't know how I missed this, Regis. Sure glad I found these gems. As usual, you entertain and amaze with this style. Love and Hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
no, i unfortunately have not met these gals yet! can you give me an intro? very funny and creative, we can do skype if you want.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
Enjoyable as always. I like mallory. Patrick

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
These are a hoot, thank you Regis for starting my day with smiles.

Carole~

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2011
You are so funny...this is so cute well done darlin...stay safe and well...Hugsss.....Happy Easter Regis....

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
Regis, your limericks are always entertaining my dear friend. I knew your Suzy when I was much younger. She gets my vote for the best of this fine lot. I bid you love and peace. Jon Michael

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
Oh, you must have a book's worth of the these delightfully zany limericks, Regis. Brilliant!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
wow, Regis ... i needed a good laugh this morning and this filled the bill ...

Reviewed on April 17, 2011
Regis, these are delightful! I loved this one! Very cute write; loved the women named Ping and the gal with the beautiful crutch (think that's me! LOL)!

(((HUGS))) et amour, ton ami dans Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
you are such a lady's man, regis! ;-)
always a pleasure,
carolyn

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
wowest and wowest, with much fun.... :) neerja

Reviewed on April 16, 2011
excellent, Regis. lighthearted and fun. ~ Morgan

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
Great fun, Regis.
I especially like Mallory who 'is not in my gallery'

John

Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
What fun!!!
Hugs, Diana..

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
I almost forgot to review-
It just takes a moment or two-
To think what to say
As time slips away-
I really appreciate you!

John

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
Regis.....

You arew a terribly, terribly naughty man!!! Love the limericks.

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by baz busbe
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
Made me laugh, thanks Regis, God bless. Baz

Reviewed by Elisabeth Barstowe
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
Excellent as always!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
Silly and fun, thanks.

~W~

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
Great one, Regis.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Micki Peluso
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
Dear Regis,

Loved this as always--they make me smile

Micki

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
Some of the ladies you met sleep in the most amazing places! ;)
I particularly like the second one here, because I wasn't expecting the lady to be reading Zola!

Axilea

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
Lotsa fun here, Regis. I'd kinda like to meet Lola. -gene.

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
Sparkling limericks Regis!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
For some reason reading these cute little limericks, I was thinking about a song by the Beatles, Norwegian Wood. Isn't it good? These sure were.

Ron

Reviewed on April 15, 2011
No, I never met these Gals -
So, we never became Pals -
The One with the Crutch -
Was Ugly as Such -
She might hang out with the Cows!

Touche' Mon Amie! TK.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
There once was a lady named Mae
who was out on a cold windy day
Her hair was a mess
the wind tore off her dress
But she was saved by a nice guy named Jay

Fun, Reg. Thanks for the giggles.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
I knew a gal named Lucy
of her selection of men she was not choosy
she offered a wink and a nod
to her latest named Todd
the towns folk called her a floozy

You are really good at this, sorry, I had to give it a try.
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
I think Mabel visited me last evening. I love the way you write limericks, Regis.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Steve Groll
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
Another fine collection of limericks.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
Mable and Sable liked tables. Great stuff

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
lol. Lovely ladies, all. Well, on second thought that one who wants to date Charlie maybe needs some help. lol. Liz

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
Theres no amount of beer on earth,
That would make anyone want to date Charlie Sheen,
And though you may think this opinion to be mean,
I am only trying to continue from what you wrote & show mirth...

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
applause, always entertaining Reg.

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
Whimsical, yet Charming...much like the poet named Regis, who penned!
Lady Vivian, vivre et aimer.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
Kind 'o da limericks, I bow to thee . . .

Reviewed by Laura Fall
Reviewed on April 15, 2011
Bravo as this is charming and such a clever write indeed Laura


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